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The Rectum Stretcher

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While she was flying down the road yesterday, a woman passed over
a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying
in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that
classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what?... Did you say rectum stretcher?"
"And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way
up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in.
I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly
but surely stretch it, until it's about six feet wide."

"And just what the heck do you do with a six foot butthole?" he asked

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."


Traffic Ticket... $95.00
Court Costs... $45.00
The look on the cop's face... PRICELESS
For everything else, there's MasterCard!

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