"I Love New York" in Arabic.
You gotta love Robin Williams... Even if he's nuts!
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan.
What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up
and repeat this message to the General Assembly.
Robin Williams' plan...
( Hard to argue with this logic! )
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace
but I have not heard of a plan for peace.
So, here is one plan."
1. The US will apologize to the world for our
interference in their affairs, past and present. You
know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic,
Hussein, and the rest of the "Good Ole Boys",
we will never interfere again.
2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the
world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle
East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there anyway.
We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed
sneaking through holes in the fence.
3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs
together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home.
After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported
immediately, regardless of whom or where they are.
They're Illegal! France will welcome them.
4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and
limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!
No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If
you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't
hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone
We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5. No foreign "students" over age 21.
The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend
classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources
of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in
the Alasakan wilderness, the caribou will have to cope for a while.
7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10
a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace
else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production.
( About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough )
8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,
we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or
whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need.
Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army.
The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace.
We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides,
the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup
for illegal aliens.
10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school.
That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any
longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH... Learn It... Or LEAVE!
Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your
tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a
baseball bat and she's yelling, "You want a piece of me?"
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